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Bullshit Jobs:
Shit jobs tend to be blue collar and pay by the hour, whereas bullshit jobs tend to be white collar and salaried.
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015 |

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Bullshit Jobs:
…cleaning up after someone who makes a completely gratuitous and unnecessary mess is always irritating. Having a full-time occupation cleaning up after such a person can only breed resentment.
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041 |

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Bullshit Jobs:
There will always be a certain gap between blueprints, schemas, and plans and their real-world implementation; therefore, there will always be people charged with making the necessary adjustments.
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044 |

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Bullshit Jobs:
Being forced to supervise people who don’t need supervision is actually a fairly common complaint.
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052 |

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Bullshit Jobs:
…when we are truly engrossed in doing something – especially something we know how to do very well… – we tend to forget that we exist.
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083 |

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Bullshit Jobs:
…humans invent games and diversion… for the exact same reason the infant takes delight in his ability to move a pencil.
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085 |

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Bullshit Jobs:
Freedom is our ability to make things up just for the sake of being able to do so.
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085 |

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Bullshit Jobs:
Being forced to pretend to work just for the sake of working is an indignity…
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085 |

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Bullshit Jobs:
…men will always take for themselves the kind of jobs one can tell stories about afterward, and try to assign women the kind you tell stories doing.
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087 |

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Bullshit Jobs:
Time is not a grid against which work can be measured, because the work is the measure itself.
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090 |